Saturday, June 23, 2007

Mary had a Little Lamb… (The Twisted Version)

Mary had a little lamb
Whose fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go

Years went by and Mary grew up
No more the sweet little girl
Her mind filled up with fashion and boys
She became a party girl

The lamb however didn’t give a damn
And stuck by her night and day
This was way un-cool for Mary’s taste
Coz it was cramping her social life

She went to a hip club one night
Got high on smack and booze
The lamb of course went along with her
And learned something cool

Inside this groovy club that night
He met a brand new friend
Who gave the lamb a new kinda grass
That blew his teeny weensy brain

The stoned out lamb saw the light
Knew what the future must be
He packed up his things and moved LA
And started a big grass farm

[All characters appearing in this post are purely fictional. Any resemblance to individuals living or dead is coincidental…and not my problem]


Outstander said...

He he he... Good one mate! Just good sense of humor. Keep it up!!

Lady divine said...

Now that's a version I never read before.... good one I must say!

Azrael said...

Thanks y'all

pissu perera said...

bloody hilarious.. this one, i'll teach my kids..:)