Nursery Rhymes are such fun...

to mess with.

Haven’t done one of these in ages.

Disclaimer: All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to any person living or dead is not my problem.


Rub-a-dub-dub
three men in a tub
as to what they did
Shhh... Don't ask don't tell

The religious nuts were pretty outraged
What a scandal in our town
Placards waving they came in droves
To get the three out of the Tub

The Butcher, the baker, the candlestick-maker
were quite unfazed by all the hate
Into the water they put the Tub
and sailed away on the Great Lakes





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