Monday, August 20, 2007

Yet Another Twisted Rhyme…

Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
They all ganged up and made a wail
And sent the lawmen on his tail

Gorgie Porgie ran like hell
To the ranks of an outlaw he fell
The men of law came out in hordes
Come and catch me, he dared them all

High and low, near and far
They searched for him night and day
All hidey holes with a fine-toothed comb
No stone unturned all across the world

Search they may every nook and cranny
Hide nor hair could they find of this laddie
Always ahead of the chasing law
He made a fool out of all who dared

But alas his luck ran out at last
A cruel joke played by fate
Men of the law soon came knocking
To drag him back to give him a kicking

People rejoiced when the good news came
Georgie Porgie was a menace no more
Celebrations rang all across the town
Their little girls were safe once more

They dragged him into court upstate
To pass judgment and seal his fate
The mean old judge grinned with pleasure
And thus passed judgment on our little gangster

Georgie Porgie you've been a bad boy
You kissed them girls and made ‘em cry
For your evil deeds you must suffer
Hung from the noose till you’re a goner

Thus ends the saga of Georgie Porgie
A perverted little boy who made girls cry
When he should have stayed at home
Eating puddin and pie all day long



[All characters appearing in this post are purely fictional. Any resemblance to individuals living or dead is coincidental…and not my problem]

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Raja Pakse, brother et al,
do you think they'll have a fall?
Nation's gone to the dogs they say,
And then they will all run away.

Dili said...

Quote: "Naughty "Georgie Porgie"of the Stuart era!
The origins of the lyrics to "Georgie Porgie" are English and refer to the courtier George Villiers, 1st duke of Duke of Buckingham (1592–1628)..."


from www.rhymes.org.uk

galleblogger said...

is he the fuckingham from the 3 musqueteers?

Mia said...

Moved with the times, I see.
Boys are not the heroes anymore; it is off to court and a sexual discrimination case

Good one!

Who is going to kiss the girls now? ;)

Azrael said...

Anon - He He good one :D

Dili - Thnx for the link

galleblogger - Could be :D

Mia - Thanks...Hey the rules a strict these days he he, and don't worry, plenty of us left to kiss the girls he he he :D :D

Lady divine said...

another good one!!!

Anonymous said...

Mahin Mama was sent up the Hill
to try and clean up the mess.
Gotha and Basil pulling him down
And we are all swimming in the cess.

Goddess of Abundance said...

hehe, good one

pissu perera said...

funny..now these are the rhymes kids should be thought..=)

here's the version a bunch of my Thomian friends taught me..

"georgie porgie pudding and pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry.
and when the boys came out to play,
he kissed them too, 'cause he was gay."

Anonymous said...

Three Blind Men,
G, B and M.
They all run after the Rupees n Cents,
Lets cut off their path n stop them hence,
Did you ever see such a mayhem since?
Three Blind Men
G, B and M.